Hard Candy (2005)
Jeff: Is this some kind of teenage joke?
Hayley: Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No.
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Hard Candy (2005)
Jeff: Is this some kind of teenage joke?
Hayley: Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No.
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‘Oh, god I hate camping. I hate it, so uncomfortable, so unnatural…’
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Sometimes I like her, and sometimes I really fucking hate her. Hm.
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Divergent Fancasting: For Your Consideration
→ 1. Beatrice “Tris” Prior
From Left to Right: Taissa Farmiga, Dianna Agron, Indiana Evans, Elle Fanning, Chloe Moretz, Mia Wasikowska, Saoirse Ronan, Annasophia Robb
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holy shit whoa mind fuck
this is incredible. props to the artist.
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That amazing moment when you realize
you
are
the
grinch
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reblog to be my new blog of the month!
- must be following me!
- reblog only once.
- I will choose 4-5 blogs will be put into a poll IN ONE HOUR!
- likes will not be counted.
winner will get:
- a link on my blog for a month!
- daily promos to thousands!
- self promo in my ask whenever they wish
- any codes i have.
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| musicians: | stop illegally downloading our music we're broke |
|---|---|
| kids: | but we're broke too |

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I decided to do this giveaway becouse everyone loves free stuff and everyone loves the Avengers.
So, here are the things I’m giving away: 1 Avengers T-shirt,1 Iron man USB flash drive, 1 Loki bobble-head.RULES:
- YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.
- Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.
- The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.
- I will ship to anywhere in the world.
If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)

We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.
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| Socialism: | You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. |
|---|---|
| Communism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. |
| Fascism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. |
| Nazism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you. |
| Bureaucratism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. |
| Traditional Capitalism: | You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. |
| An American Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. |
| A French Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. |
| Japanese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide. |
| An Italian Corporation: | You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. |
| A Swiss Corporation: | You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. |
| Chinese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. |
| An Iraqi Corporation: | Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....... |
| Counter Culture: | 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' |
| Surrealism: | You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. |
| Fatalist: | You have 2 doomed cows... |
| A West-Country Corporation: | You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. |
| A Brazilian Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. |
| Moffat: | You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. |
| An Irish Corporation: | You have a million cows because they're everywhere |
| Tumblr: | You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect. |